Who hasn’t been thinking about clobbering spammers when finding one’s inbox cluttered with junk? A Russian spammer was recently found beaten to death, but his murder probably didn’t have anything to do with his spam activities. eXile editor Mark Ames writes about the death of Vardan Kushnir:

Initially, it was suggested that one of his many pissed-off spam-victims might have gone vigilante and done society a favor. But the truth of the murder — at the hands a trio of sluts he met at the Hungry Duck last Saturday night, who slipped him a mickey in his drink — shows that a very un-hi-tech obsession is what drove his life…and death.

“He liked to fuck whores in the ass, and not wear a condom, and then brag about it,” said a former acquaintance who asked not to be identified. “And he did it all the time.”

So not only do spammers clolg your mailbox, they also have lots of sex.

Bastards!